Thursday, September 10, 2009

Want to Start a Brothel of Underage Prostitutes? ACORN is Here to Help!

Have you always wanted to start a brothel of underage illegal immigrant prostitutes? Or are you currently a prostitute concerned about how to fly under the radar of the IRS? Want to know how many condoms you can claim as business expenses or what else you can claim as deductions from your $8000 cash per month earnings?

No worries... ACORN has a tax specialist for you. The best news? You can claim up to three of the child prostitutes working for you as dependents, and get child tax credits!

Oh, and if you always wanted to get a housing grant to house your brothel of trafficked youth sex workers, they can help you out with that, too.

There's no shame in asking for help, and ACORN is happy to provide their services to needy prostitutes for a discounted fee -- only $50, instead of $150 for tax preparation. That price break can be attributed to the ACORN tax specialist's math skills (she calculated that the prostitute made $8000-$9600 per year, based upon the $8000 PER MONTH she reported).
For the complete transcript, visit Big Government.

Is it a hoax? If so, it's hilarious. Is it real? If it is, it's disgusting to contemplate the millions and millions of federal dollars ACORN has received in the form of grants.

If I were Barack Obama, I'd make a plan - immediately - to put some considerable distance between myself and ACORN.

Mad props to Big Government for posting the undercover video.

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Opus #6 said...

Disgusting. But not a huge surprise. All that stimulus money pouring into this corrupt organization. They were already involved in voter fraud. Then we showered them with more money.

The Gonzo Mama said...

I'm watching Glenn Beck getting ready to have a coronary over it.

The perk of being out of town - television! We don't have TV at home...